Remember those crazy Marine pictures I posted a link to a few days ago? Yeah, well his seven-month pregnant newly-wed wife almost ran to the ER when she saw them. I don't blame her.
She saw her husband's grimace in the photographs posted to a blog she reads, and though the captions of the photos said he was unscathed, she couldn't buy it.
If it was RL, I'm simultaneously incredibly honored that someone actually reads this and sincerely sorry for the coincidental viewing.