Apology Uniforms: Red, white, and blue diagonal striped tie, dark suit (with pin), pursed lips, (surprisingly) loyal wife, powder blue suit, pearl necklace, American flag.
Wow, it's incredible. The only difference is literally the direction of the stripes on their tie. Maybe it's not the apology suit at all, maybe it's the crazy politician suit, we just didn't know it. So I'll go back and look at some other recent political loonies before their.... ehem.... incidents:
- Spitzer in September... casual, but pretty much the same thing. The only difference is the tie and lower lip, the latter being a matter of mere... circumstance. In retrospect, he's so clearly nuts! I mean, just look at him! He wears that jacket, and his hair is neatly combed- he's a crazy person!
- Another McGreevey.... he's still fitting the profile. Again, the tie and and lip don't match, but his badguy outfit is about as obvious as the Joker from the original Batman.
- Throw a little Larry Craig in there... he, too, meets the profile!!!
Ok, so we've established that all nutjob politicians wear the same thing. Using this, let's see who else meets the criteria...
well, I see...
It appears to me that every male politician since William McKinley has solicited sex in an airport bathroom.