Fiscally nuts. Socially insane.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

FBI After the Crooks and Liars

It appears the FBI is on the tail of all phony military heroes out there:

...the FBI told ABC News that it is investigating hundreds of reports of phony heroes who have lied about their military experience...

Are we talking about people who exaggerate stories over a malt beverage at a cocktail party? If so, we're going to have to bring 'em all in... Yes, that means you too, General Petraeus - what's that you say? You really did save an entire nation from civil war? Yep, I'm sure ya did *nudges fellow guard and giggles*, and we'll get you out as soon as we can verify that, but for now, why donchya follow Private Ryan on in there... that SOB claims Tom Hanks saved his life.


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