At Least There's That

For all you migrane suffering women out there, you can be comforted by the fact that migraines somehow reduce the risk of breast cancer. It's probably God's way of saying, "Ah, hell - her head hurts as it is, let's let 'er live." Or, on a much more cynical note, God simply wants to keep people alive who wish they were dead. Either way, migraines reduce the risk of breast cancer:

"We found that, overall, women who had a history of migraines had a 30 percent lower risk of breast cancer compared to women who did not have a history of such headaches." Dr. Christopher Li, Head of Study