Mock Election

For anyone who is interested, our school had a mock election yesterday. The results were 50% for Obama and 44% for McCain. Our school has apparently never incorrectly predicted an election, and it appears we got the results down to a science, because a friend of mine and staunch supporter of Obama admitted to voting twelve times under false names and using scare tactics with other voters, such as, "Hey freshman, I'll give you a swirly if you vote for McCain." Anyone looking for underground ACORN cells can email me, and I'll give you the address of my school if you can prove your FBI affiliation.