"Yesterday I received notice that Yoko Ono had filed a lawsuit against me, asking for a cancellation of the trademark that I own for the name 'Lennon.' This could very well mean the career that I have worked so hard at, the one you all have believed in, may come to an end. I wanted to address the situation to all my fans because without you I am nothing and it's not fair to everyone who has believed in my music not to be properly informed of this pure bullshit."
I should just sign my name up for a patent as an author and never let anyone named Will Conway ever do anything publicly. That would be cruel. (Although completely hilarious. hmm...)