"Helicopters carrying three senior U.S. senators made emergency landings Thursday in the mountains of Afghanistan because of a snowstorm.
Sens. John Kerry, Joseph Biden and Chuck Hagel were aboard the aircraft. No one was injured, according a statement from Kerry's office."
Oh, uh... umm, well, we didn't actually.. mean to land here... ummm... so yeah... you guys have coffee? No?... ok. Hey, who's that skinny guy in the back?...
Oh, hi Osama.
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