Fiscally nuts. Socially insane.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Apples in the Orange Grove

Next Saturday, gamblers at the Bellagio, the opulent Las Vegas casino immortalized in the George Clooney blockbuster "Ocean's Eleven," will be treated to an unusual sight.

Just before noon, the hotel's dishwashers, cocktail waitresses, porters and bellhops will go on break and gather in a 30,000-square-foot ballroom to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama or maybe John Edwards to be the Democratic nominee for president.
(Read it here)

Images are morphing in my mind. Suddenly, I'm seeing a merge of Barack on Ellen with a Vegas striptease act. I suddenly find myself imagining Mrs. Clinton in a black teddy sensually poll dancing to "I've Got Your Man" in front of a large crowd of raging drunk men. But wait!? Who's that in the back?

Oh!

Is it?

It is!

Monica!

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