Not an Empty Promise

Alright, I'm back. I've been shaky with my posting lately, and I know I've been flashing around empty promises of my return, but trust me, we're back to the 3-5 post a day standard. Trust me. Wait, no that's not true. I'm going on a trip to Ecuador for a week in April. So I'll be gone then, but look for an interesting post when I get home, if not a desperate cry for help from some shitty 1999 Dell and the arrival of my left ear at the US Embassy in Columbia. Ugh... shivers. I'll try not to think about that.

I guess the message is that I'm back. And save me if I die in Ecuador.