Monday, March 17, 2008

Paterson Is a Sexy Scandalous Slutty Sour Sucker

The new New York: In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago.

It could only be more fitting in California... they obviously figured they should beat the press to the punch. Straight up... hey, if they couldn't pull the Harding card, what else should they do?

1 comment:

  1. why California? You know something about Ahhhnuld that we don't know?

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